Women.
I don't know where this stereotype that men are disgusting comes from. We're not the ones who leave a fucking carpet of hair in the bathtub, nor are we the ones who get blood on the toilet seat.

We also don't make the room smell like fish when we spread our legs.

Dinosaur.
In other news, I watched a movie today called 100 Million BC, a shitty low-budget movie made by a company called The Asylum to capitalize on the "popularity" of a shitty big-budget movie called 10,000 BC.

The movie was so aggravatingly bad that I have to say something about it.

I saw this on the SciFi channel (which recently changed it's name to Syfy, which is stupid because now all of the "serious, dramatic" movies have this childish-looking logo in the lower left corner of the screen that makes the movies look even worse than they already did). It's about a bunch of assholes who travel back in time to rescue a bunch of other assholes who got sent back in time before them. When they get back, a big-ass dinosaur comes back with them and starts terrorizing the city.

I don't know what kind of dinosaur they said it was. It looked similar to a Tyrannosaurus but it wasn't.

Anyway, they made it out like it was the most dangerous thing in the fucking universe. Something I've noticed in all of these movies is that the monster is always bulletproof. Now, this can be acceptable if the monster is some kind of regenerating alien or something, but this is a fucking animal. They shoot at it, and it doesn't even act like it feels it.

Dinosaurs aren't fucking bulletproof. Sure, a 9mm probably wouldn't kill it, but near the end of the movie, they shoot at it with a .50 caliber machine gun, and it doesn't die. That's bullshit. That dinosaur getting hit with a .50 BMG would be like you getting shot with an AK-47.

There's even a scene when the dinosaur bites a helicopter and crushes it in its mouth, and somehow this doesn't kill it. First of all, the helicopter was bigger than it's head. Second, That dinosaur biting a helicopter would be like you biting a lawn mower.

It's ridiculous how hard it is for the people in the movie to kill it. They have a fighter jet flying over it, ready to shoot a missile at it, but they decide not to because it would cause too much collateral damage. I just watched it thinking, "well then, shoot it with your vulcan cannon. Your 20mm machine gun would cut it in half".

They made it look like some indestructible force of nature. But this isn't fucking Godzilla. It's a dinosaur. Humans are the most dangerous animal to ever walk the earth, and we kill things hundreds of times our size every day. If you want to kill a dinosaur, one guy with a .50 caliber rifle could do it. It's fucking bullshit.

And another thing: earlier in the movie, when they went back in time, they brought 9mm machine guns with them to the time of the dinosaurs. Now of course, they wouldn't have known what it would have taken to kill a dinosaur, but knowing that they were likely to encounter them, you'd think they would have brought something bigger. You wouldn't go hunting elephants with a 9mm, would you?

The whole damn movie is just wave after wave of stupid bullshit. There's even a scene where they're being chased by raptors, and I'm just sitting there thinking, "dude, just shoot the damn things".

There's another scene where they see a brontosaurus and one guy holds up his gun and another guy says "don't worry, it's an herbivore". That's just insulting to the audience because even a fucking child knows that. But besides that, just because something's herbivorous, that doesn't mean it won't kill you. Elephants kill people all of the time.

They even did that thing were a guy gets hurt and he says, "go, leave me!" It has a lot of those eye-rolling moments, where you sit there like, "don't just stand there, asshole, run".

This movie's insulting to the audience, dinosaurs, the military, film makers, and the scientific community. You know, I see a lot of shitty movies, but it's very rare that they actually make me angry.